One day, Jesus was walking around the area that is now Kansas City, when he stepped on a thorn. The sight of his own blood turned him on, so he decided to masturbate on his foot, creating a strange ooze of blood and semen, which he left on the ground. Flash forward to recent times, a strong midwest thunderstorm blew through town, and the torrential rains reconstituted the ooze. When the ooze fell down into the sewer system, a band of super human idiots was formed.

METAL. Their goal is to tour the world.