Hyper Crush – Tickets – The Riot Room – Kansas City, MO – April 7th, 2013

Hyper Crush

Global Dance Presents

Hyper Crush

PROJEKT-X, WestEndGrl

Sun, April 7, 2013

8:00 pm

The Riot Room

Kansas City, MO

$15.00

This event is 21 and over

Hyper Crush
Hyper Crush
Live and Direct from the Honky Tonk of Electro. Three shit-faced extra terrestrials known amongst the elite simply as Donny, Preston and Holly. A couple of real gentlemen and one broad with a steady diet of cotton candy and flat soda pop to calm the nerves.

Donny "Ponyboy" Fontaine is a straight shooter, who once won a trip to Reno, Nevada in a James Dean look-a-like contest. Despite his uncanny looks, he still has trouble with low self-esteem at times. Donny began rapping in the summer of '56 and has not stopped since. One of Donny's greatest achievements was a freestyle battle he won at the Country Manor Home for the Mentally Disabled. "As far as I'm concerned none of these retards stand a chance", said Donny, prior to his landslide victory. With the wits of a pigeon and an ego big enough for five men, Donny is destined to be a pretentious rock star of epic proportions.

What would the greatest Electro/Doo-Hop group of all time be without a super producer/dj extraordinaire? His name is Preston Moronie, a cool customer on the computer buttons with a pension for domestic violence. In an interview Preston once asked a reporter "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" "What" the reporter replied. "Nothin' you already told her twice", he yelled, as he strangled the broad next to him. Despite being a convicted felon and full time alcoholic, Preston sticks to his passion of creating timeless works of art.

Donny and Preston first met in the fall of '62, during a fist fight at a local Denny's in the city of San Fernando. The two were involved in an altercation over what song was to be played over the jukebox. Preston wanted to hear some "Fats Domino" and Donny of course, insisted on "Martha and the Vandella's". The waitress who stopped the quarrel was none other than Holly "Baby" Valentine a big time hussy with a foul attitude and a mouth full of bubble gum. Holly was born in the jungles of South America, but moved to the states after killing several cops. With a voice like an angel and a mouth like a truck driver, Holly hit it off perfectly with Donny and Preston. The three decided to start the Electro, Death-Core super group "HYPER CRUSH".

Hyper Crush is part of the San Fernando Valley's aristocratic super elite known as "Le Brethren De Molak", and are said to have ties with such people as Ralph Macchio and the ever elusive Corey Haim. HYPER CRUSH seems to have the "rap game" in a constant choke hold status with songs like "Sex and Drugs" and "Ayo". It seems to be that once these three mad geniuses set their minds to ruling the universe at large there is nothing standing in their way!
PROJEKT-X
PROJEKT-X
Projekt-X is the brainchild of DJs JT Quick and Gent. Seeking to find a balance in doing what they love the most; these two innovative DJs pair community service (or need) projects with their high energy DJ appearances. Striking a balance between the debauchery of nightlife with ever growing community needs; this duo seeks to show that a fun and wild time can be paired with people wanting to do
good for their community. "We view music not as a gift but a loan that has brought us a lot of happiness. We want to repay that loan with interest."

Gent, an accomplished DJ and producer has been characterized as having "an uncomfortable amount of energy". His thrill seeking ways and wild antics has helped him build a reputation as one of the most exciting DJs to see today. As an innovative producer, Gent has remixed sounds from nearly everyone including The Beastie Boys all the way to Dada Life. His creative streak continues with his wild and innovative hair creations which have gained him praise from all over the fashion world. Yes, Gent is also a highly renowned hair stylist that is regularly commissioned by many of today's top artists and models on tour. Further, he teaches freestyle design all over the country in between his guest appearances as a motivational speaker.

JT Quick, a seasoned DJ and producer, has played along side some of today's biggest names in music. In contrast to being a classically trained artist his "nothing's off limits" approach to music pairs the blissfully melodic with the darkest corners of contemporary Electronic Dance Music. In addition to being a nationally recognized radio announcer and motivational speaker, JT is an advocate of a balanced lifestyle that is equal parts work and play.
WestEndGrl
WestEndGrl
WestEndGrl aka Dez Jones has been an active dj since 2000. An extensive background in music and a variety of different instruments from the violin, guitar, drums, and piano. In 2000 WestEndGrl was going by the name cQuence, was dabbling with hip hop but predominantly played drum and bass for 9 years straight. A veteran to the midwest EDM scene, she has played along the ranks of Diesel Boy, Big Chocolate, The Jungle Brothers, Dj Funk, Shiva, FreQ Nasty, Soul Slinger, Richard Humpty Vision, London Elektricity, Commix, White Girl Lust, Brett Johnson, Cyantific, Kid Cedek, Smash Brothers, Mimosa, Pat Nice, and Chrissy Murderbot,... just to name a few. In 2010, WestEndGrl, started following dubstep and electro, and in 2011 was introduced to moombahton. She quotes," It's been a long, hard, FUN road, but now with all these different genres inspiring me, I finally feel like my style as a DJ is just now really being able to shine." A humble, gifted musician, WestEndGrl is a sure party starter and genuine personality.
Venue Information:
The Riot Room
4048 Broadway
Kansas City, MO, 64111
http://www.theriotroom.com/
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